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Joke of the Day

"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"

"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."

"Women, when you say: ""We should move into a better house."" A man hears: ""My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."""

"They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says ""Eating Doritos""."

"A man walks into a bar... The man is now in a serious coma since he was stupid enough not to wear a hardhat in a construction zone."

"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe? White vans."

"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."

"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"