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Joke of the Day

"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."

"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"

"An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps. Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down."

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"I once had a llama."

"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."

"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"