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Joke of the Day

"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"

"*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is."

"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes"

"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."

"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."