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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping."

"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."

"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."

"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."

"Its gone viral Bird flu - 45 million dead chickens and turkeys."

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you."

"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."

"How do you make an elephant float? Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant"