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Joke of the Day

"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"""Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."" - Me, pretending I'm wearing pants."

"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"

"Damn girl, are you the sun? Because looking directly at you hurts my eyes."

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"Who are some of the best readers in the world? World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!"