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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a smart blonde? A labrador"

"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."

"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."

"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."

"I can't stand fake people. Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop. Then you need to be Oscar winning fake."

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team? She kept running from the ball."

"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"