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Joke of the Day

"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."

"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"

"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"

"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"

"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"

"A girl walks to his boyfriend and says.... I have some good news and some bad news, and I'm gonna tell you both at the same time. Amongst all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

"I once knew a guy in high school who got caught masturbating in the shower. It really ruined our class trip to Auchwitz for us."

"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"

"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."