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Joke of the Day
"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."
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"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."
"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."
"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... ""Whatever!"""
"A reality show for little engines called ""So, You Think You Can?"""
"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."
"What he said, ""Let's just drop it."" What I heard, ""I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."""