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Joke of the Day
"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."
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"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"
"A man goes into Boots and says: ""Have you got Viagra? Do you have a prescription?"" asks the chemist. ""No,"" he replies, ""But I've got a photograph of the wife..."""
"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""
"Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic? Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side."
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"
"Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis"
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?"
"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"