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Joke of the Day
"Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... ""Whatever!"""
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"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard? Genetics."
"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn.. ... I can hear it in the kitchen Husband:I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis"
"What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree? Whore-naments"
"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"
"Hello I like you I could see myself shutting up for a second and listening to your words"
"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"
"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."