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Joke of the Day

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."

"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare."

"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."

"So it's the first of October. I wonder if anyone remembered to wake Green Day up?"

"Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead"

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"