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Joke of the Day

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."

"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."

"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."

"4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?"

"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"