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Joke of the Day
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
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"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"Two deer hunters walk into a bar. The third one, ducks."
"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."
"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."
"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."
"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"