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Joke of the Day

"Mother: ""Why are you home from school so early?"" Son: ""I was the only one who could answer a question."" Mother: ""Oh really? What was the question? Son: ""Who threw the eraser at the principal?"""

"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"

"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."

"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."

"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."

"How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!"

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work."

"A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing ""The cloak stopped working"" to which I responded ""OMG you can see me?!"""

"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"

"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."