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Joke of the Day

"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."

"What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."

"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"

"LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed"

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"What's the incest equivalent of a gang bang? A fam bam."

"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."

"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"