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Joke of the Day

"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."

"Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"

"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the ""Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."""

"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."

"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."

"For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering"