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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."

"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"Why won't Santa be visiting Nigel Farage this year? He only comes if you sleep, not if Ukip."