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Joke of the Day
"Why won't Santa be visiting Nigel Farage this year? He only comes if you sleep, not if Ukip."
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"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"
"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"
"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"
"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
"Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple trees. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating apples."
"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."
"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"
"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."