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Joke of the Day

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"If you were stressed out yesterday Does that make you past tense?"

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."

"Women would save a lot of money on beauty products if they ever realized they have a vagina."

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"It's like Nabisco doesn't even care their Birthday Cake Oreos will wreck my ass."

"I'm beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away."

"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."