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"Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes"
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"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
"What the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Probably not the first time you heard this. But, I have two very good qualities. One is memory, and I forgot the other one."
"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."
"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"
"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"
"After a dream I had last night, credits rolled. I had no idea so many people worked on those things."
"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."