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Joke of the Day
"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"
"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."
"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"What do Indian flowers grow? Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)"
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."
"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""