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Joke of the Day

"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""

"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"

"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"

"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"

"A double entendre is when I don't know what the hell you're saying. Twice."

"So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's ""cute"" but when I do it I'm ""causing trouble in Starbucks"" again. Jeez!"

"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"