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Joke of the Day

"So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's ""cute"" but when I do it I'm ""causing trouble in Starbucks"" again. Jeez!"

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."

"Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*"

"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"

"Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent."

"I bet the Mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything."

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"

"What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!"