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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"
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"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""