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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."

"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"I bought shampoo for ""badly behaved"" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies."

"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot."

"I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke. Why didn't the bullet have a job? It got fired."