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Joke of the Day
"Susan froze to death. She was cremated It's what she would have wanted."
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"How are Pornstars paid? Income"
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"
"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."
"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
"Obamacare."
"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""
"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."
"My wife said if I took one more picture of her she'd leave me. That's when I snapped."