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Joke of the Day
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
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"The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing"
"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"
"As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors."
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."
"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"
"Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra. To honor Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes."
"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."
"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"