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Joke of the Day
"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend and I went to the bank and opened a shared savings account, mostly for buying weed. ... ... It will be our joint account."
"I was cutting up vegetables in the kitchen... ...and was promptly arrested"
"I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."
"[Mad scientist lamenting] ""All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !"" (Pauses) ""Hey...wait"
"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."
"Have you tried just Photoshopping her into your life?"
"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."
"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."