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Joke of the Day

"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"

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"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"
"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"Neil Patrick Harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number. #Emmys"
"Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window"
"I married a moonshiners daughter Now she makes me liquor"
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."