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Joke of the Day
"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."
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"Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the ""Four Loaf Cleaver."""
"Why don't orphans enjoying playing baseball. Because they don't know where Home is."
"Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking ""why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"""
"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"
"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"
"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."
"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""