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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb? Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark"

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"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."
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"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""
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