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Joke of the Day

"Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ... Me: Or you'll what?"

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."

"You guys wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"Man goes to a Doctor. ""Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts"" ""Does it burn?"" ""I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it"""

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"

"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."

"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."

"Told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless."