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Joke of the Day

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""

"Two elephants meet a nudist After a while one elephant says to the other ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing"""

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID... ...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prostate."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down."