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Joke of the Day

"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"

"What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna? Battleshvitz"

"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"

"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"

"*dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*"

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. "

"I'm gonna be honest with you... Particle accelerators give me a hadron."

"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"

"The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly."