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Joke of the Day

"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"

"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."

"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"

"*Jesus hanging on cross next to thieves* Lean in guys, let's do a face swap"

"How you can see if a blonde is telling bullshit? Her lips are moving."

"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"

"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."

"What do you call a necrophiliacs erection? Mourning wood."