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Joke of the Day

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day."

"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"

"'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .' So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas."

"There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while."

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"I got one for you guys... Donald Trump"