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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."

"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."

"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."

"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"