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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"

"[First date] Her: i'm a criminal lawyer, what do you do? Me: really, well it just so happens that I... (trying to impress her) ...am a criminal"

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said ""sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"" Then her friend said,"" she means 666-3629"""

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever."

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"

"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."