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Joke of the Day

"What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force"

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."

"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"

"No son, you can't go out with your friends. Tonight we're installing Windows Updates, as a family."

"chuck norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump..."

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, and the windshield..."

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."