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Joke of the Day

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"

"What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor? A dude farting cum on your floor."

"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"

"I gave my number to a really hot girl at the bar and told her to text me when she got home. She must have been homeless."

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"