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Joke of the Day

"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"How do you start a rave in ethiopia? Tape a piece of toast to the roof."

"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."

"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"

"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."

"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""

"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."

"What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be? Beef Jerky."

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"What's the similarity between a woman & a condom? [NSFW] They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"