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Joke of the Day

"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."

"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"

"Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare."

"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"

"The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like."