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Joke of the Day

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"Hopefully women like a mature man. Because when I say I can do it multiple times a day, I mean vacuum."

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."

"*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh"

"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"