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Joke of the Day
"Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare."
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"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."
"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"
"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"
"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."
"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now."
"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."
"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."
"Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!"