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Joke of the Day

"My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says... ""If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"""

"Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!"

"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."

"I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive."

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !"