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Joke of the Day

"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."

"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I'd believe it."

"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"

"I remember when yoga was called Twister."

"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"

"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"