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Joke of the Day

"If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I'd believe it."

"I've been constipated for four days I'm getting real tired of this shit."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small"

"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."

"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."