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Joke of the Day
"I remember when yoga was called Twister."
Next Joke
"Just once I'd like to see an NFL coach show a little sportsmanship and wear a sweatshirt or hat with the other team's logo."
"Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion."
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"My wife's hot best friend just sent me an email with the subject line: ""Date Night."" I'm just going to stop there and imagine the rest."
"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."
"If I had a dollar for every time I overexaggerated I'd have, like, a billion dollars"
"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""