121117
Joke of the Day
"I remember when yoga was called Twister."
Next Joke
"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."
"Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?"
"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"
"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"
"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."
"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""
"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"
"What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !"
"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."