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Joke of the Day

"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"The New Zealand Military"

"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"

"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

"""Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee."" - Portland, Oregon"