63661

Joke of the Day

"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"

Next Joke
 
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
"Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs"
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"
"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"
"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"
"Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
Terms & Privacy