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Joke of the Day
"Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car."
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"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."
"Headphone Jack [Removed]"
"The Earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters"
"Me: *gets in from fishing trip* Girlfriend: did you catch anything? Me: *sighs* just an old boot Girlfriend: okay, what's she called?"
"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"
"An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."