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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs"

"What do you call Whoopi Goldberg after sex? A Whoopi pie."

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."

"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"

"What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun."

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"

"I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed."

"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"