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Joke of the Day

"Me: *describing criminal* Well he was kind of *muffled laughter* ""sketchy"". Police Sketch Artist: *sighs heavily* Get out."

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

"I've been happily married for four years out of a total of 10."

"Nipples are so helpful and thoughtful with the whole 'tell everyone how cold I am' thing."

"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""

"Your so bald your bald"

"Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee."