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Joke of the Day
"Nipples are so helpful and thoughtful with the whole 'tell everyone how cold I am' thing."
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"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."
"What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke? Yours."
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"
"There are two types of people in this world :) and (:"
"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"
"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."
"""the names bond, james bond"" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple"
"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."